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a lolplayin gaem

Da original gaem where u iz da lolcats!!!

WARNING! Not suited for children. Contains hazardous spelling.

Yes u can!

U iz a new kitteh. All da playerz start as da Itteh Bitteh Lolplayin Committeh

U one who iz not a kitteh, u gets to be da goggies and hoomins and u gives da noms to kittehs.

Iz da list of skillz for da kittehs. u can has 5 of dem

• hoominz
• invisibul fing
• I can has?
• ninja
• nap
• maek fluffy
• box
• cuteness
• ignore
• capshun

Iz a kittehs life

U needz do stuff

• maek goggies fluffy
• pleaz da hoomin to gets noms
• pleaz ceiling cat or joins da dark side, basement cat iz waitin
• ignore da hoomin to gets moar noms
• nap
• scratches da hoomin to gets eben moar noms
• visits da far places wif monorail cat

U maek scratches wif "maek fluffy", jus roll da dice and hopes u no gets 1

If u iz in box and goggie or kitteh wants maek scratches, u hopes dey gets a 1 or 2!

If u has a bad u needz more noms! Ebery 3 noms heals a bad. Bads iz not gud, maeks u FAIL!!!!!

U cute? U can gets cutie points. Jus say whats u looks liek now + puts funny capshun. Den roll to see if you makes a cutie point. U use cutie point, u gets double gud!!!

If you needz help to do sumfin, jus make an invisibul bike or ladder or nom or wutevur

Epic!

If uz a gud kitteh, u gets 1 EPIC after u playz

EPIC maeks u epic, no srsly!

For ebery EPIC u can has 1 moar skillz!!

U can eben gets skill 2 times, maeks u bettr!!!

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